If jokes

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.