If jokes
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."