If jokes

What do orgasms and pulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.

The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”

Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

Leave a like if you LOL at this joke!

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

If you like funny comments, click the comment section.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.