If jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Half of it. 🐛

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.