If jokes

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If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

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Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.