If jokes

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?

Shot in the head.

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

People are like trees...

If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.

If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

If aliens were real,

then orphans would finally have a home.

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?

Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.

(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!