If jokes

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

People are like trees...

If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

If aliens were real,

then orphans would finally have a home.