If jokes
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).