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Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.

Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.

A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.