If jokes
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.