If jokes

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"

She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."

Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"

If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

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    • If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

    My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

    If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

    What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

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