If jokes

If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?

If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?

If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?

He didn't have any.

Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.

And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

3, 4, better lock your door.

5, 6, grab a crucifix.

7, 8, stay up late.

9, 10, never sleep again.

I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)

What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?

A dumbism star.

If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔

If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Miss Drake, can I go to the bathroom? I need to piss.

"Billy, we don't say piss. We say urinate. Do you understand?"

"Yes, Miss Drake."

"Very well. Now use the word urinate in a sentence."

"Miss Drake, urinate, but if you had any tits you'd be a ten."

If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.

I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.

If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?

If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."

I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.

The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"

Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?

If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?

I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.

I said, "No, they don't have double doors."