Identity jokes
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Memes
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
You a cunt.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Gay air.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Boy, you gay?
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Fucking Fruit!
Haha, you're gay!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?