Identity jokes
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Boy, you gay?
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Haha, you're gay!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Fucking Fruit!
Gay air.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
You a cunt.