Identity jokes
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
I'm a turd.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Kasper is gay.
Dan is very, very bent.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.