Identity jokes
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Memes
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Non-binary is a joke.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."