How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Identity Jokes
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Boy, you gay?
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Haha, you're gay!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Fucking Fruit!
Gay air.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
You a cunt.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
What do you call me?
Chinese?
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
You're gay, except it...
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
