Identity jokes
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Non-binary is a joke.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
You a cunt.
Fucking Fruit!
Gay air.