Identity jokes
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Memes
my new alt am DADDY your boy sus
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Non-binary is a joke.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Fucking Fruit!
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”