Identity jokes
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
this is me
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Non-binary is a joke.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol