Identity jokes
My name.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Memes
gayness
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. ð
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Dario is gay.
Hoyt is gay.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Why are you gay?
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
Your mom gay.
My name is Big Dick.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.