Identity jokes

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.

Peter B is homogay.

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

My face.

What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

I think them homosexuals are rather gay.

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

"what's that on your wrist?"

"I'm a cutting board. duh"

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

What do you call your mom? Gay.

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.