Identity jokes
Who are you?
Yourself.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
There are more than two genders.
Yourself.
My name.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
My name is Big Dick.
Your mom gay.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)