Identity jokes
"Lune, it’s me."
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Why is Gennis gay?
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Who are you?
Yourself.
gayness
I'm Priya.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
There are more than two genders.
Yourself.
My name.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)