Identity jokes
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Who's Joe?
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
You're gay.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
I'm Priya.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Soy un chacho.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Yourself.
My name.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Why are you gay?