Identity jokes
My name is Big Dick.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Dario is gay.
Memes
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
Why are you gay?
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Hoyt is gay.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Your mom gay.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.