Identity jokes
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Memes
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Your mom gay.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why are you gay?
Hoyt is gay.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Dario is gay.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
My name is Big Dick.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.