Identity jokes
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Boy, you gay?
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Haha, you're gay!
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
You're gay, except it...