Identity jokes
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
You a cunt.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Gay air.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Haha, you're gay!
Fucking Fruit!
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?