Identity jokes
Fucking Fruit!
Haha, you're gay!
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Non-binary is a joke.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”