Identity jokes
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
What do you call me?
Chinese?
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
You're gay, except it...
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
You're gay!
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"