Identity jokes

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

Gay air.

Who are you?

Oh, I'm an orphan!

Oh... bye! :/

You a cunt.

Haha, you're gay!

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."

You're gay, except it...

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

What do you call me?

Chinese?

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

What do you call a homosexual in a coma?

A fruit and a vegetable!

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

What do you call a flat emo girl?

A cutting board.

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

Why does God hate me?

Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.