Identity jokes
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Hi, I’m gay.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
I'm a gay.