Identity jokes

What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?

Me.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

I'm a gay.

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

Two mates walk into a bar.

Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"

мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.

Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"John."

"John who?"

John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gay.

Gay who?

You're gay.