Identity jokes

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.

Hi, I’m gay.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"

So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.

After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."

So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?

Me.

I'm a gay.

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.

Two mates walk into a bar.

Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"