Identity jokes

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

Two mates walk into a bar.

Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"

мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.

Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"John."

"John who?"

John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

What do people use more than you that is yours?

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

Non-binary is a joke.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.