Identity jokes

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?

A: An egg gets laid.

Sally fell off the swing.

Sally has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

You are emo.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: They have nobody to call daddy.

Your adopted.

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

Why did Jesus create the Devil?

He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

Everyone reading this is gay!