Identity jokes
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
I'm a gay.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Memes
this is me
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.