Identity jokes
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
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How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Memes
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
I'm a gay.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Boy, you gay?