Identity jokes
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Hi, I’m gay.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
Totally real face reveal
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
I'm a gay.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.