An Orphan's Introduction

Alright listen up, smart guy. So, this dude asks someone who they are, right? And the other person is like, "I'm an orphan!" Then the first dude bails faster than you bail on leg day. It's funny because being an orphan is sad, and the dude just dipped out. You probably don't get it because you're too busy eating crayons, but that's the gist of it.