Identity jokes

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

What do you call a person with no body or a nose?

Nobody knows.

I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A self-portrait.

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no daddy to call.

I'm gay and an orphan.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?