Identity jokes
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
You are emo.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?