Identity jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
You are emo.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Memes
umm idk
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.