How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Identity Jokes
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
You are emo.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
