Identity jokes
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
I am a motherfucker.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
G@y 👌
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
I am Paul Walker.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.