Identity jokes
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
I'm gay and an orphan.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
You are emo.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.