Identity jokes
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
You are emo.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
gay people
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
I am Paul Walker.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.