Identity jokes

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

What does an orphan's family photo called?

A selfie.

You are emo.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A self-portrait.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?