Identity jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
I am Paul Walker.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
You are emo.