Identity jokes
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
Gay
Boy
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Peter B is homogay.
You're gay.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
"Lune, it’s me."
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Why is Gennis gay?
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"