Identity jokes
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
Gay
Boy
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Peter B is homogay.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
You're gay.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰