Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Identity Jokes
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Levi
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Who's Joe?
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
You're gay.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Kroll es heterosexual.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
I'm Priya.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
