What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Identity Jokes
Soy un chacho.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
There are more than two genders.
Yourself.
My name.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Dario is gay.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
