I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Your mom gay.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
My name is Big Dick.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Hoyt is gay.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
Dario is gay.
