Identity jokes
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Why is Gennis gay?
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Little Johnny is gay.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Levi
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Kroll es heterosexual.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"