Identity jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Kroll es heterosexual.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Memes
THIS IS ME
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
I'm Priya.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Soy un chacho.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
"Lune, it’s me."
Why is Gennis gay?
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
There are more than two genders.
Yourself.