Identity jokes
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Little Johnny is gay.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Levi
You're gay.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Kroll es heterosexual.
Who's Joe?
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
I'm Priya.
Soy un chacho.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.