Identity jokes
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Kroll es heterosexual.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
I'm Priya.
Memes
gayness
Soy un chacho.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
"Lune, it’s me."
Why is Gennis gay?
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
There are more than two genders.
Yourself.
My name.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."