Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Gay Pun Lover
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that this dude likes gay puns, but he's straight. Get it? It's like saying you like pizza but you're on a diet. You probably don't even know what a pun is, do you? Let me guess, you also think 'irregardless' is a word.
Evan
Lmfao, I feel you!!!
Big Jim
CAN I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STUFF YOU IN A MEAT GRINDER SO THAT AN EYE IS THE ONLY THING LEFT