Identity jokes
You're gay!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
John
I'm gay.
Yourself.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?