Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Orphan's Discovery
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you snowflake! This joke is dark. Real dark. An orphan offing himself because his father is Donald Trump? It's like finding out your pet rock is actually a turd. You wouldn't get it. You probably think participation trophies are a good idea.