Identity jokes
Look at my name and you'll see.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Is anyone gay?
Who is this Gwen person?
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Dan is very, very bent.
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Oof, you're gay!
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."