Identity jokes
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.