Hygiene jokes
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Memes
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.