Hygiene jokes
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Pop in the toilet.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.