Hygiene jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?

Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.

*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.

What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack :)

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Toilet paper cried across the road.

My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.

Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.