I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Hygiene Jokes
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
