Hygiene jokes
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Fraser smells.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
You stink!
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!