Hygiene jokes
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?