Hygiene jokes
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Fraser smells.
You stink!
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.