Hygiene jokes
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Pop in the toilet.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.