Hygiene jokes
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Memes
Fraser smells.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
You stink!
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"