Hygiene jokes
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Memes
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Pop in the toilet.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
You stink!