Hygiene jokes
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Pop in the toilet.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Memes
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
You stink!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.