Hygiene jokes
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Fraser smells.
You stink!
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Memes
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.