ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*