Hygiene jokes
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Memes
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Pop in the toilet.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.