Hygiene jokes
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Memes
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Fraser smells.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!