Hygiene jokes
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.