Hygiene jokes
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Wanna know why your pussy reminds me of a garbage bag?
Because you fill it, stretch it out, and let it stink for weeks.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
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Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.