Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
