Hygiene jokes
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Fraser smells.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Memes
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Pop in the toilet.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.