Hygiene jokes
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Memes
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Fraser smells.
You stink!
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.