Hygiene jokes
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Pop in the toilet.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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