Hygiene jokes
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Pop in the toilet.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!