Hygiene jokes
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
I'll put white in your smile.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
My ass itches.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.