Hygiene jokes
You smell!
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."