Hygiene

Hygiene jokes

KFC

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

Hairline

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Memes

Nun

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Hippie chick

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Hooker

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Elephant

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

Orange Soda

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

Computer

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

Mama

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Mama

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Poo

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Dog

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.