My ass itches.
Hygiene Jokes
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
