Hygiene jokes
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Fraser smells.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
tru tho
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
You smell!
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.