Hygiene jokes
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
My ass itches.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.