Hygiene jokes

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

My ass itches.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

What do you call sex with a hoover?

Clean sex.

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.