Hygiene jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
I'll put white in your smile.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
My ass itches.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*