Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
