Hygiene jokes

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.

What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

What do you call sex with a hoover?

Clean sex.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*

I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

My ass itches.