Hygiene jokes
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
I'll put white in your smile.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.