Hygiene jokes
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
PERSON: I need to go so bad! TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.