Hygiene jokes
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
I'll put white in your smile.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.