I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Two nuns in a bath.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
