Hygiene jokes
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Memes
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Pop in the toilet.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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