Hygiene jokes
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Toilet paper cried across the road.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.