Hygiene jokes
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.