Hygiene jokes
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!