Hygiene jokes
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.