Hygiene jokes
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
My ass itches.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I'll put white in your smile.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.