Hygiene jokes

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

You stink!

What gets wetter as it dries?

A towel!

New Windex ad:

You should get Windex for that dirty mind!

Fraser smells.

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.