Hygiene jokes

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.

My guy: I have a Q-Tip.

Me: You can Q my tip.

My guy: Ayo!

Pop in the toilet.

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.