Hygiene jokes
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!