A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, mouthwash
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
