Hygiene jokes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
My anus smells.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.