Hygiene jokes
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.