Hygiene jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"