Hygiene jokes
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!