Hygiene jokes
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street? Because it got stuck in a crack :)
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
My anus smells.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"