Hygiene jokes
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Memes
tru tho
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.