Hygiene jokes
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
tru tho
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.