Hygiene jokes
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?