Hygiene jokes
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.