Hygiene jokes
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.