What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Hygiene Jokes
Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Fraser smells.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
You stink!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
