Hygiene jokes
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."