Hygiene jokes
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?