Hygiene jokes
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Two nuns in a bath.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"