A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so i crashed the car.
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Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo š”š”š”
A wife was cleaning 12-year-old sonās bedroom When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, āwhat do we do?ā The husband said, āIām no expert, but I wouldnāt fucking spank him.ā
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Why couldnāt the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. -- I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
My wife said I have no sense of direction I said, where did that come from?
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".
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Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
two husbands walk into a bar the first one says my wife is an angel the second one says your lucky mine is still alive
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What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
