Humor
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Ligma.
Balls.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.