Humor

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

What is mail? Boring.

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

It’s all about execution.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.

What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!