Humor
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Men.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.