Humor
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
The TRICKSTER
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.