Humor
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.