Humor

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.

Ballz!

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.

A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"

Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

The homepage.

I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

Why should you never fart in an Apple store?

Because they have no Windows!

What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!