Humor
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
No more horny
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
My fucking life, cya.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.