Humor

Location is in London by the way.

One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.

His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

I read a book on anti-gravity...

It was impossible to put down.

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

It's only rape.

If she finds out.

What do you call a private nun?

Nun-o-yo-business.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Little Johnny: Bacon.

Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

Little Johnny: Wool.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".

What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

Some people are let out of jail.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

Where did Sarah go after the bombing?

Everywhere. 💀

Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

What do you call a blind German?

A not see.

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.

A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.