I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what's so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher says don't come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out. A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she ask what's funny now? Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps. The teacher says get out of my class room for a month. So little Billy got pissed he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked where do you think your going? He said well teach after what I saw I'm done with school for a lifetime.
Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
What Do You Call A Cleaning Skeleton
The Grim Sweeper
how many braincells does a pregnant blonde have 2 one for her one for the baby
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
Expectation: Brr, I’m cold! Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!
Reality: Brr, I’m cold! Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather.
Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
