Humor
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Ur face.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Why am I so sad?
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”