Humor
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
The TRICKSTER
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.