The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff...
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
I'll never forget my sister's last word. "Is it edible?"
Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere 💀
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?" Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now." Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff." Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
I read a book on anti-gravity... It was impossible to put down.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesnt pay anymore.
What do you call a blind German A not see
Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
