Humor
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
The joke above me sucks.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court?"
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."