Humor
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Memes
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.