Humor
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Big black ball sacks.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
Why did the joke cross the street?
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!