Humor
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
There is no joke.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Gaykelyu
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.