Humor
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Don't touch my bot.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Deez
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.