Humor
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Your joke: you.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Dark humor.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)