Humor
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Memes
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Deez
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Don't touch my bot.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
This page.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"