Humor
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Dark humor.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Deez
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!