Humor
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What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Your joke: you.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Dark humor.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Deez
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!