Humor
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Your joke: you.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Dark humor.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)