Humor

Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”

Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”

Patient: “Right around the entrance.”

Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”

Why do I only date orphans?

Because they never have daddy issues.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Why did the bum get a slap?

Because it was being too cheeky.

What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.

You want to hear some marriage jokes?

Don't worry, it's just a couple.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son.

A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"

Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"

Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."

Brother:......

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.

Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.