Humor
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
The TRICKSTER
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
It davving on the eons, broski.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
BofA deez nuts!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.