Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
Humor
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
