Humor
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
Memes
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.