Humor
I am an Indian joke.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Face reveal <3
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."