Humor
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.