Humor
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why are nuts on boys?
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙