What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
One mans pet is another mans dinner - McNasty
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
