Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Moist of the time.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
I would tell a scoliosis joke
but that would be completely out of line
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Husband: I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
“what’s that on your wrist?” “im a cutting board. duh”
emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry it's just a couple.
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
