Humor
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
This is a joke in itself.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.