Wealthy Tea

This is a play on words. 'Proper tea' sounds like 'property', and wealthy people often own a lot of property. So the joke is that rich folks would own 'proper tea' because they're fancy.

• Tea
• People
• Kind
• Property
• Beverage
• Wealth

• What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
• What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reali-tea.
• Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
• What is the richest kind of air? A millionaire.