Humor
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Your head looks like a joke.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.