I saw a sign that said āWatch for childrenā and I thought, āThat sounds like a fair trade.ā
ā ļøIām not racist itās just a jokeā ļø
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, Iāll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
What did one butt check say to the other? āBetween you and me it stinks in hereā
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins
One mans pet is another mans dinner - McNasty
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
stop with the blind jokes...I don't see the point.
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
Unlike my syndrome I keep my chin up šš½š
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
