Humor
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Kindly yeet someone!
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.