Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced
What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Moist of the time.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips
Husband: I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
stop with the blind jokes...I don't see the point.
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
Unlike my syndrome I keep my chin up 🙌🏽😁
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
