Humor
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.