What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Humor
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
None of these jokes really took off.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
