Humor

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Why are nuts on boys?

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

Who's the smallest wife??

Micro-wife.

None of these jokes really took off.