Humor
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Farts.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Memes
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
None of these jokes really took off.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!