Humor
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Totally real face reveal
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
*fart* 👀 Oops!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why are nuts on boys?