Humor

Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?

Allah's snackbar!

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?

Pigs in a blanket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Spell "attic."

Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.

How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?

Act like a nut.

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"

I read a book on anti-gravity...

It was impossible to put down.

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

Skeppy is the joke.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"