Trust me, shitting is weirder

Alright listen up, smarty pants. This "Weird boi" thinks pee is weird, right? But the dad, who's probably seen it all, says poop is even weirder. Get it? It's 'cause poop is stinky and comes out of your butt. And you probably make weird faces when you push it out. I bet you don't even wipe good, you nasty.