Humor
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Ur face.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."