What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Humor
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
The only joke here is the topic.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
