Humor
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
The only joke here is the topic.
Memes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Butt hehe.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.