Humor
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."