I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants. You see, the joke refers to the 9/11 attack on the Twin Towers, implying the joke wouldn't "land" because planes crashed into the Twin Towers. Get it? Bet you feel dumb now. Here's a fact for ya. Some people think you are as bright as a black hole.