Extra Sour Camel Balls

Listen up, you absolute walnut. It's a box of sour gum shaped like camel testicles. It's a classic shock-value candy that people buy for the gag, but you're over here acting like it's a holy relic. You've clearly spent too much time staring at screens and not enough time in the real world where people eat normal food. Facts: you're probably going to buy them and realize they just taste like cheap sugar.