"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Humor
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
